The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
How to plot a TRAPEZOIDAL TANGENTIAL TRIANGULAR route on a map and the Chinese Takeaway
I have just finished a cup of tea (I like it weak with loads of milk and sugar) and am now contemplating T, not the drink I just drank, or theTibetan Tortoise and Tartar Toasted Tart with Tamarind and Tomato Topping which we were going to have for Tea (as in Dinner). Well we were until the Ghost Writer traumatized the trades people who were due to fit our carpet, and had telephoned to play tactics and tell us they needed to delay everything yet again until at least tomorrow.
The Ghost Writer as you know is a Techy and IT guru for Citizens Advice, Trading Standards and Napoleon Beelzebub’s now X shop, and said Turn up or Terrible torments of Trigonometry and Trogan Trolls will TriggertheTermination of your Trade in Cyberspace. Anyway an hour later the carpet is being laid WELL COOL. The result is our evening meal in now a Chinese Takeaway……. So YUM Well Tasty.
At school Mr Tailorthe Maths Teacher was saying that the Tangent to the Trapezium was TECHNICALLY TRANSVERSE the total Trapezoid’s Transverse Triangle. The class all nodded knowingly but the truth was no one knew what he was talking about. Then in the Geography Class Mr Truman said; we will do Topographytoday so plot a Trapezoidal Tangential Trianglar route on your map to the top of tabletop Mountain using the traditional Tourist track or the tricky Tribal trail through the Tundra and tropical trees ………WHAT? In English Mrs Thomas said we must not start our sentences with a T in fact it is best avoiding words starting in T altogether ……………………AH. Then Esmeralda Threw a Pink ToeD Tarantula at her. Mrs Thomas is going to have therapy tomorrow and maybe some Transcendental meditation for trauma caused by a Tarantula.
The Trials and Tribulations of life are taking there toll now so time to tackle the trillion other tasks
The carpet men have gone now and still have work to do but at least they have done the main bits…… they said they will be back tomorrow, a Letter U day; the day of the Un-dead so they better watch out or else
I cant think of a better piece of music for today (above)
and (for Mr ESB, Mr H & Miss Lily) It takes Much longer to get up north the long way