Friday, 9 March 2012
Hieroglyphics and the Headless Horseman and a Hobbit at Halloween with a Handbag on a Helter-Skelter
The Ghost Writer has been in his grey office today with his massed Herbaceous Herds of PC’s, so His mind is Hopeless. I was rather Hoping he was going to Help with the letter H but when I asked Him, He said Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas. Me and the dog saw the banshees again this morning so they said they would Have a word with a mate and get Him to Head over to the school in the afternoon.
As it Happened we Had History and Hieroglyphics this morning, Horus Hates Hieroglyphics and we had to Hide Him in the Headmasters Honda Hatchback because He said I WANT MY MUMMY……………. During History we discussed Henry the eight and his wife’s, Helen of Troy, Old Mother Hubbard. Katharine Hepburn and Ho chi Min. ………….. Mum has just said IDIOT. As it turned out Henry the eighth turned out to Have a close link with the Banshees mate …………. The Headless Horseman.
The Headmaster was not happy after yesterdays visit by the Gruesome Ghouls and Ghosts so I thought I Had better warn Him about the Headless Horseman, the last thing we need is mass Hysteria. What I was not aware of is that the Headless Horseman is the leader of a Huge band of Pirates and those of you who have followed my tale for a while will be aware that the teachers love pirates so by Half past three everyone was going HAR HAR HAR HARDY HAR man the HELM and a Heave Ho me Hearty’s and lots of Hot Rum. The Headmaster said WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON, but everyone just said HAR HAR HAR HARDY HAR again. The School caretaker was not happy as the Headless Horseman, (who apparently only turned up as a result his mate Captain Nessman of the High Seas hospitality) was bleeding all over the main Hall, still the Headless Horseman’S pet Hyena licked most of it up (YUK). The Headmaster phoned the police but they said it was pointless turning up because that Headless Horseman is like that Harry Houdini bloke and will only escape faster that a Helicopter down a rabbit Hole? Or was it a hobbit at Halloween with a handbag on a helter-skelter. And besides you can’t Hang a Headless man its Hopeless
Mum made Homity Pie for dinner so that was YUM
And the Ghost Writer and Heavy Harry the Cat say Happy Hogmanay