Friday, 9 March 2012

Hieroglyphics and the Headless Horseman and a Hobbit at Halloween with a Handbag on a Helter-Skelter


The Ghost Writer has been in his grey office today with his massed Herbaceous Herds of PC’s, so His mind is Hopeless. I was rather Hoping he was going to Help with the letter H but when I asked Him, He said Ho Ho Ho  merry Christmas. Me and the dog saw the banshees again this morning so they said they would Have a word with a mate and get Him to Head over to the school in the afternoon.

As it Happened we Had History and Hieroglyphics this morning, Horus Hates  Hieroglyphics and we had to Hide Him in the Headmasters Honda  Hatchback because He said I WANT MY MUMMY……………. During History we discussed Henry the eight and his wife’s, Helen of Troy, Old Mother Hubbard.  Katharine Hepburn and Ho chi Min. ………….. Mum has just said IDIOT.  As it turned out Henry the eighth turned out to Have a close link with the Banshees mate …………. The Headless Horseman.

The Headmaster was not happy after yesterdays visit by the Gruesome Ghouls and Ghosts so I thought I Had better warn Him about the Headless Horseman, the last thing we need is mass Hysteria. What I was not aware of is that the Headless Horseman is the leader of a Huge band of Pirates and those of you who have followed my tale for a while will be aware that the teachers love pirates so by Half past three everyone was going HAR HAR HAR HARDY HAR man the HELM and a Heave Ho me Hearty’s and lots of Hot Rum. The Headmaster said WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON, but everyone just said HAR HAR HAR HARDY HAR again. The School caretaker was not happy as the Headless Horseman, (who apparently only turned up as a result his mate Captain Nessman of the High Seas hospitality)   was bleeding all over the main Hall, still the Headless Horseman’S pet Hyena licked most of it up (YUK). The Headmaster phoned the police but they said it was pointless turning up because that Headless Horseman is like that Harry Houdini bloke and will only escape faster that a Helicopter down a rabbit Hole? Or was it a hobbit at Halloween with a handbag on a helter-skelter. And besides you can’t Hang a Headless man its Hopeless

Mum made Homity Pie  for dinner so that was YUM



And the Ghost Writer and Heavy Harry the Cat say Happy Hogmanay

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7 comments:

  1. I read the Yuk Hyena part to my dog because I had laughed and he wanted to know what was the humor, and he said that was not Yuk but a different Why You word, Yum. But YUM is the stock symbol for a major major big food company as well it should be.

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    1. Is Ho Chi Min reaLLy a wife of Henry The Eighth?

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    2. I tend not to use speech things as in "Yum" but just write YUM or YUK or LOOK OUT SEAGULL. I think it looks better but as I am also doing CAPS for the key alphabet letter of day it has all got a bit confused.

      As for the wife's of Henry the eighth Mmmmmmmm OK I might have got it a little wrong, but I was hoping to get away with it after all who does history these days (OK historians)

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  2. What's with all the Sesame Street stuff? Al at Penwasser's Place is doing it too.

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    1. It is the A to Z Challenge of Blogging in April. I think it happens every April and about a thousand blogs work there way through the alphabet in a way that suits each of them best. For the only reason I think of amusing those involved and those reading follow the A to Z challenge link at My Blog List bellow and it should give you more info. Me I dont know what I'm doing but Tally Ho I will have a GO and am presently practicing on

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  3. I have no idea what Homity pie is, but it looks yum!

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  4. Really enjoying your posts of late Rob (thats not to say i dont normally enjoy them - I do!) been off unblocking toilets of late so ive quite the catching upto do... good work fella. enjoying the A to Z.

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