Sunday 22 January 2012

Sunday on a cold and windy January in the UK and horses in cinemas


Sunday on a cold and windy January in the UK is not the best day for action adventure and to the best of my knowledge that nice Steven Spielberg last seen talking to that horse on the red carpet while they waited to go and see a movie about a horse, has not made a film about cold windy Sundays in the UK. Of course I could be wrong; I was a bit surprised that he made a film about a horse really, although if he is taking he mate the horse to the cinema then I guess the horse might have asked if he fancied making a horse movie.

Anyway as I’ve said it was Sunday all day and cold and wet and the dog has now complained about the horse, saying that it can’t speak a word of Latin and counting to eight with your hoofs is appalling. I have pointed out that I’m sure there was a talking horse on the television once (I refer to a program not a horse sat on top of the television) but it was a long time ago when televisions were huge things the size of a radiogram but had a screen the size of an iphone.

The dog has implied that those people who know what a radiogram is, will not know what an iphone is, and those who know what an iphone is, will not understand what a radiogram is ……. Really this is not going well tonight as I still have not told you a dam thing yet. Except that it has been Sunday all day (still) and that it has been cold and windy and it is also dark now. One advantage of the dark according to the dog is that you can’t see any horses running about or causing trouble in cinemas, luckily mum has told the dog he is an IDIOT but he is now blaming the horse. ……………   
  
Look I feel I need to get us focused back on the day’s events and the fact it has been a quiet cold windy Sunday in the UK and not much happened and none of us saw or even wanted to see a horse. OK Captain Flint the Parrot says he wants to see a horse now but its dark and because of that it is dam unlikely we will see one even with a torch, I have asked if a badger will do but apparently it is not the same (well that is stating the obvious I think). The dog now thinks that Steven Spielberg would have got far more publicity if he gone to the cinema with a Badger, but I have told him (the dog not THE NICE Steven Spielberg) that badgers hate cinemas, OK they love popcorn but who is stupid enough to go and watch a movie just so they can get a huge bin sized tub of pop corn …………………………….. AH   

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5 comments:

  1. "It was Sunday all day." What a classic line.

    I am old enough to remember radigrams, my dear mater had a nice brown walnut one...though it wasn't obviously made of walnut, just the material...oh nevermind...

    Because of your recent muscical choices, I have found myself youtubing 'Woodstock' and Celebration at Big Sur', whilst eating Jamaica Ginger cake, which isn't even from Jamaica. So though I'm enjoying the music, I feel slightly conned by Mcvities apparent disregard for truth and honesty towards their customers...that is all.

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    1. I have noticed that Jamaica Ginger Cake is not from Jamaica. I have always wondered how long it will take the EU to notice and ban it, forcing upon it the new name of Watford Gap Cake.

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  2. If you had a horse or badger named Mercy, would you show it? I happen to be very good friends with a Badger from Australia who lives in Wien who recently came very close to the northpole. He is currently working very hard on German. That's German the language, and he destroyed a Christmas tree and lives amiacably with cats. I am hoping to meet him if he moves to my country. Yes, that's right, its mine, all mine. Newt and Mitt are paying me enormouse amounts of money in order to pretend to want to be its king. Paul on the other hand, refuses to pay me. And now you see why I did not allow him to win the race Carolina de Sul yesterday. It is cold and a bit rainy here.

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    1. Talking of Newt and Mitt, I feel the USA are not looking at the greater picture here, do you really want your country led by a small amphibian or a woolly glove. Particularly as your great rival Russia will be led by a man called Vladimir, who will only show disdain for woolly gloves and bite the head off a newt.

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    2. Russia as a rival? Wow, who would have ever guessed that! Especially since we've been BFF. I remember hearing about an Ice War where we fought against a common enemy named Eachother.

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